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Post by Antious on Mar 8, 2007 14:25:33 GMT -5
Ok we could just start shouting random insults to who knows were here >.> <.< Now these are not to be targeting a certain person... Ill start
Go back to playing in your gong you peasant!
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Mar 9, 2007 16:36:31 GMT -5
Why should I you dirty mouthed toad licking mud rolling frogwalloper!
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Mar 10, 2007 14:32:56 GMT -5
How dare you call me a "dirty mouthed toad licking mud rolling frogwalloper" You down right-lowdown-evil-candy stealing-music robbing-frizzle furred-foe-of-a-beast!
(Not a specific insult but the way)
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Mar 10, 2007 14:38:34 GMT -5
Hm... *Clap clap clap*
You simpleton-full of glutton-cat-fidgetting-scone-scoffing-cordial-kicking-son of a toad!
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 5, 2007 16:33:25 GMT -5
Son? I'm a DAUGHTER!!! (Keeping charector here...)
You are a Low-down-yellow-bellied-poor-excuse-of-a-beast-who-runs-at-the-mention-of-work-you-lazy-animal!
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 6, 2007 23:24:03 GMT -5
Oh... sorry... you daughter of a toad!
ANIMAL?! ANIMAL?! Well... that is nothing against a:
lily-livered-ugly-throw-up-of-a-road-kill-squirrel-and-a-very-poor-excuse-for-a-peasant-brtisih-mince-meat-buying-waste-eating-furball!
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 8, 2007 16:18:43 GMT -5
Really? I didn't know you could describe your self like that... But I think you were too nice about your self. Road-kill is far nicer on the eyes than you are.
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 8, 2007 20:47:00 GMT -5
Of course you'd know that because you are far uglier than me, or anyone else. Just a look of you makes yo mama the way she is.
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 17, 2007 3:06:49 GMT -5
I should think not. The mirror compliments ME on my beau appearence. If a mirror looked at you, it'd shatter into millions of pieces... Then again, you'd probably die from horror at seeing how ugly you are.
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 18, 2007 20:21:22 GMT -5
I beg to differ. I died looking at you. I am in the after after after after the after life. Oh my god, what's that ugly thing?!
**Goes to the after after after after after after the after life**
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 19, 2007 13:47:25 GMT -5
If you are in the after after after after after after the after life, then I'm in the after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after the after life from your uglyness. At least my beauty was inherited you ainchent witch.
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 19, 2007 15:13:06 GMT -5
Inherited from who? Oh, wait. An evil scientist has mixed frankenstein, Freddy Krueger, It, Chuckie, Dracula, and all of the ugliest people/monsters in the world and then... you were born. Yaaaagh! What is that thing?!
**Dies again and goes to the: after after after after after the after life, the after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after the after after after after after after life.**
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 20, 2007 4:00:01 GMT -5
Enought with the beauty cracks... I could swear I saw vultures circleing above you, but they left when the wind shifted and they caught a wiff of you.
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 20, 2007 11:50:48 GMT -5
Oh, really? Well, when Gulo the Savage came to the Silversword's home, he ate everybeast 'cept for you. Wanna know why? Because when he first caught a glance of you, he died immediately and met up with me in Hellgates.
OOC: I'm sure you know who Gulo the Savage is. If not, he's a wolverine who is a cannibal. Just read Rakkety Tam if you need more help.
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 22, 2007 16:31:09 GMT -5
OOC: Except the new one (not out yet), I've read all the books atleast twice.
BIC: Really? I heard he ate you there... By the looks of those teeth, I'd say you ate him... But then I'd be wrong... He died from that smell...
**Puts on a gas mask.**
AGH!!!!! The mask! It does nosing!! (nothing, german accent)
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 24, 2007 14:55:59 GMT -5
OOC: Och, ya practising yer German Accent are ye?
BIC:
Yep. I ate him, but when I tasted the really vile smell of yon family inside Gulo, I couldn't help but upchuck 'em. Now that you've metioned it, the puke looked like you. Hm... yeah. I was very polite to ignore it at first, but mate.... ho, ho, ho. Ever heard of deodorant?
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on Apr 28, 2007 13:28:30 GMT -5
OOC: Maybe...
BIC: I use fresh lavender water! I would think it is you who needs deoderant! I mean come on! That flower bed you are standing in wilted half an hour ago!
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on Apr 29, 2007 20:17:08 GMT -5
Only because you looked at it! Just one of your glances can leave a flower bed wilting. Muahahahaha. Er.... Might have mistaken that Lavender water into the Sewer Water I had thrown away eight years ago. Dude! Smells like donkeys working out at the GYM on August afternoon.
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on May 1, 2007 3:05:29 GMT -5
**Corects.**
It's dudette (keeping in charector)!
Well, if I wilt flowers with a glance, you burdle milk with your presence!
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on May 1, 2007 19:36:33 GMT -5
Technically, I wasn't reffering to you. But... DUDETTE! Was it my presence? Or did it bundle because of the thought of you?
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on May 2, 2007 11:37:05 GMT -5
OOC: I ment Curdle, not Burdle...
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on May 20, 2007 12:13:39 GMT -5
I'm sure it was your presence. the earth tried to swallow you, but it hated the taste, and spart you back out!
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on May 20, 2007 12:41:54 GMT -5
I guess I'm just too bitter for 'em. When they tried to swallow you, it didn't even have time to digest you because when it tasted your horrid taste, it died immediately.
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Post by Sunfire T. A. Silversword on May 20, 2007 14:05:16 GMT -5
I know why lemmings jump off cliffs, they're fleeing from you!
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Post by Lorelei Spikepaw on May 23, 2007 16:15:54 GMT -5
Oho, that is soo funny I forgot to laugh. But when they fell flat on the ground/water, the survivors didn't get to live because when you offered them help, just one glance of yore ugly face lef t them dead.
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